Holy smokes. Camera just panned by
our CEO in bottom of 3. Considering layoffs how many jobs do the tickets cost us and that equals layoffs!!!!!
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Does this mean layoffs now? I hope not.
I think I seen Bill at Atlanta game tonight. Let’s Go Bill! How many jobs will this cost us. Let’s wait and seen.
I was laid off. I had seen this coming so I seent the ideas to buy Let’s Go Bill t-shirts for me and a few buddies. You will seen my coworkers wearing them at the office next week. Me I will be seent around town wearing mine. Say hi to me. I miss Southwestern Energy
I figured all these silly jokester d-mba$$ posts are coming from the northeast region. Nobody around here uses grammar like seen and seent as much as these guys. I’m thinking the posts are coming from our Morgantown office where people are far less sophisticated than we are down here in Spring. Who’s with me and stuff?
Starting a new meme. “Let’s Go Bill!” You can layoff people but can’t get it, I mean my stock higher than the commodity we do each day. So Let’s Go Bill!
This was layoff/WS muse was a trick to throw us off our game. Layoffs are happening. Actually, I wouldn’t call them layoffs as much as “firings for cause”. And the cause they’re claiming is “incompetence”. I seent this happen to three so far. No severance, no medical benefits after Halloween. Let’s go Brandon!
You are a fool guy layoffs happened already this morning in Pennsylvania. Guess HR did not watch the game. Watched a single parent lose their income. Thanks said no one ever
I degree NO LAYOFFS today. These are
DELAYED. HR staff are to report back to Spring. Get to work!
PS. Thanks to last poster as you know me first hand. You always come back for more.
There is a glory ho-e in the 5th floor men’s room. However, it’s too small to be used by anybody other than our CEO.
Camera man is a fellow Aggie! Just get your company to cut him a nice check and he’ll get you on screen for a split second too!
Asking for NE is their any truth to a 5th floor glory ho-e?
Confirmed. On standby depending on outcome tonight.
Just got done walking the executive floor. Empty. Must be headed to MM park. Guess the rest of us will pick up their slack like we always do. Paid pittance to do so.
Just call the HR “help” line! HR
works for us and are there to help and benefit of employees. Get a life!
Can anyone confirm if HR staff are deploying to field offices today?
You sure about this, OP? Last I heard, our fearless leader wasn’t into a thinking man’s sport like baseball, but loves to attend mens gymnastics, and the javelin toss competitions (ie Revenge of the Nerds). SWN will use proceeds from layoffs to sponsor a local men’s gymnastics club. Well, only thinking about those short shorts.
Heard the rumble this AM at the “water cooler”. Astros go 0-2 and layoffs will happen Thursday. List is made and packages ready.
Is it me or if CC can’t relive the blue ba--s of a CEO will layoffs happen before Stros lose the WS. Go CC. I mean let’s go Astros
We see you Bill. This is how you are at the WS at our employment. And I quote “ Southwestern Energy has trailed peers as gas prices have run up because the company hedged over 70% of its 2022 gas production at well below current prices. It’s not an analyst favorite…”