My take from the meeting yesterday is that we are excited to participate in the destruction of American energy production, because somehow that is good for business. Totally makes sense. We just need that pesky polluting country on the other side of the world (can mention or post gets deleted) to get on board with the green revolution. They promised to stop building a record number of new coal plants every year, so I believe them. Now to pop some popcorn and wash it down with some cool aid. Nirvana is right around the corner folks.
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Oil company pioneer now identifies as woke.
My preferred pronoun is zygobagaggeejur. I don't identify as having any private parts and demand to be placed on the board immediately since none of my type are represented. A second request I have is for everyone to reduce their breathing rate for less CO2. As an oil company we should believe university science professors about the coming doomsday. We have been in a climate emergency for a few decades now and only have 90 hours left folks. Please everyone take this seriously! Send CO2 to my house and I will consume more. I want to do my part. We are all in this together. Next meeting I will release the next plan to wear six masks per person which is proven to reduce our carbon footprint. Stay tuned
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I love how pioneer thinks they are doing something great by advertising how they choose board members based on gender instead of picking the right person for the job. It's just a pathetic show of wokeness that everyone sees right through!
My preferred pronoun is not you, it is they. Multiple personalities…I will only give you one chance to correct yourself.
You forgot to mention that Pioneer will make sure to abide by the woke culture so as to avoid being canceled.