Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

Positivity

A lot of good can come from Frank's policies. Here are just a few positive points to consider.

  • Fiserv will shed excess clients, thereby lightening the workload and reducing stress on support teams. Stock price will continue to rise as clients break out of contracts, long enough for our wonderful leadership to cash out their well-earned stock benefits.
  • Increased traffic from RTO will help civil engineers ensure proper road testing. Additionally, it will aid in the training of greenhorn emergency personnel due to an increase in traffic accidents.
  • Fiserv will continue to provide financial assistance to COVID test kit companies.
  • Associate families will be given more "alone time" due to spouses having to spend extra time commuting.
  • NJ will receive additional revenue directly from associates' pockets due to forced relocation.
  • Associates will continue to learn from the fruitful "focus tips" provided by Sapience and will even license Sapience for use on their home computers.
  • Clients will become much more security-aware due to having to deal with fallout from major security shortcomings in Voltage.
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https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/conspiracy-theorist-asks-4-doctors-whats-in-the-clotshot/

Another positive, the forced jab will add to the attrition numbers.

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Post ID: @1tiz+1eQ7XiHI

Not funny

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Post ID: @1kai+1eQ7XiHI

Great post. LoLLLLLoLLLL. And for those who are wondering, this is satire with some embedded truth.

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