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Having a Forklift key / Magic Amulet

For those of you unaware , if you possess a forklift key it doubles as a magic amulet that gives you the super human ability to do all your forklifting duties on top of stocking just as many if not more skids than anyone else in a four hour time period. Except that you have to stock all the skids you stock in 2.5 tp 3 hours so you can have time to put everything up too. I cant wait to get my ruby slippers and Harry Potter magic wand so I can do even more.

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Post ID: @OP+1gRHb89x

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Don’t want to do it ? then why you applied for forklift driver? Or even better if you are not hired as a driver , don’t do it . You can turn your license back . Not one can stop you from do it that . Unless of course , you are hired as driver, then you should look for another position, because that position is to much for you .

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Post ID: @6rzl+1gRHb89x

Whosoever holds this forklift key, might be worthy, possesses the power of extra breaks.

But the power lifting of a lowly floor jack will cause the operator to have to ascend from the mighty viewing platform to cast away thy jack of the floor back to whence it came.

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Post ID: @1aft+1gRHb89x

Still better then working with a pallet jack lol.

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Post ID: @1eqy+1gRHb89x

you can not buy the ones like they gave me... it is magic like I described above.

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Post ID: @gzg+1gRHb89x

Forklift keys are available on Amazon (cheap), then print out your receipt of purchase and give it to someone in cash office and they will give you cash for your receipt, you welcome 👍

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