They care about Mun Eee. If you are reading this, you have a 50 % chance of getting laid off. It’s been a few years since last big layoff. Time to create new job titles. Jon Freier is due to come up with key holder execution manager. KHEM. Person watching person who has store keys. PWPWHSK. Assistant associate vice director manager. AAVDM. A-s kissing millenial key holder in training AKMKHIT. Don’t worry about memorizing these titles, you will have a new one before you do. Downsize away
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And, they aren't honest. But we knew that. Smoke and mirrors....
https://www.verizon.com/about/news/verizon-exposes-un-carriers-tmyths
This is why I spend at least 2 hours a day figuring out ways to create more fecal matter. The more I have to sit on the toilet shatting into a toilet bowl, the less I have to pretend that I enjoy working here.
I'm also more productive in those 2 hours than Sievert will ever be.
Y’doy