I have quite literally stopped doing my job and my boss has not even noticed. Yes, I check in and respond to emails, but I stopped doing tasks.
I wonder when she will notice? Then I can get laid off and collect severance.
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maybe wear a mask or three, faceshield, hand creams, and get jabbed at least 5x, then keep at least 10 feet from your team mates. what will keep us together during these tough times is walking the bridge, sing the dum vita songs, and wearing silly wigs while chanting corporate missionary style propaganda
"If you’re not doing your job, you risk getting put on a Corrective Action Plan which could lead to termination...."
what is this 2nd grade? Adult day care? Oooh, a "corrective actions plans" oooh boy, sorry sorry teacher, be a good lil girl or boy.
Grow a pair. Man up. Tell the American to pound the sands
Do bare minimum, and smile alot like the typical USer.Clap, nod, smile. Go bare minimum. Tell the imbeciles what they want to hear while smiling a lot.
usians really appreciate lies and eating lotsa propaganda.
Trust me. I will be laid off before I get fired. For me, severance is guaranteed.
how in the he-l do you just do nothing and no one notices? If I didn't do something for even a day it would be very obvious. what kind of job do you have that you can just do nothing and sign me up!
Just do what almost every other disenfranchised worker does. Do the absolute minimum without looking like you are doing the absolute minimum. Easy peasy.
If you’re not doing your job, you risk getting put on a Corrective Action Plan which could lead to termination. You likely won’t be eligible for unemployment let alone a severance. In any case, severance is not guaranteed.
they arent going to give you a severance if you are fired