This just in…
The government watchdog group WTF (Wasn't Too Frugal) reported that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) should reach out to T to inquire about using their business data models as a template to rapidly identify wasteful spending and ill-fated leadership decisions in governmental departments. DOGE can use T’s business models as templates as a steadfast guide of what not to do and flag the most egregious structural and business errors plaguing current government efficiencies in record time. “T is the obvious choice to use as a benchmark for waste and bad business decisions so it only
makes sense to learn what they do wrong and do the complete opposite” said Alfonzo Winkie
‘The Texas Flea’