He saw the look in their eyes
And he knew better
He wanted them RTO
And it was now or never
He made them feel so sad....
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I think this relates to taylor swift
Chesus dude you got way too much time on your hands. Must be a boomer fer sure. Just retire ready man
That was amazing! You nust be a gen Xer in tech! Go Chase!
(Verse 1)
Jamie Dimon, big boss man, sittin' high up in his chair
Lookin' down on all his folks, a heavy burden there
He's got a vision, a grand design, for Chase, the mighty bank
Five days a week, back in the grind, no time to even thank
The folks who worked through lockdown's haze, kept the profits flowin' free
Now they gotta ditch the comfy days, for cubicles, you see.
(Chorus)
Jamie's cryin', Jamie's cryin', "Culture's gotta change!"
He says the Zoom calls are a-dyin', a digital exchange
He wants the buzz, the water cooler chat, the synergy so grand
But all the workers, where they're at, just don't understand.
(Verse 2)
They whisper 'round the coffee machine, "Five days? Are you for real?"
"My commute's a nightmare, a crazy scene, how's this supposed to heal
My work-life balance, my sanity too? My dog is all alone!"
But Jamie's got a job to do, plant his flag upon his throne.
(Chorus)
Jamie's cryin', Jamie's cryin', "Culture's gotta change!"
He says the Zoom calls are a-dyin', a digital exchange
He wants the buzz, the water cooler chat, the synergy so grand
But all the workers, where they're at, just don't understand.
(Bridge)
He remembers days of crowded floors, the deals all sealed with shakes
The energy that office pours, no room for any fakes.
But times have changed, the world's moved on, technology's the key
And folks can work, from dusk till dawn, remotely, and be free.
(Verse 3)
The memos fly, the deadlines loom, back to the daily grind
The empty desks fill every room, leave flexibility behind.
The workers sigh, they drag their feet, their spirits feelin' low
While Jamie Dimon, can't be beat, he puts on quite a show.
(Chorus)
Jamie's cryin', Jamie's cryin', "Culture's gotta change!"
He says the Zoom calls are a-dyin', a digital exchange
He wants the buzz, the water cooler chat, the synergy so grand
But all the workers, where they're at, just don't understand.
(Outro)
Jamie's cryin', Jamie's cryin', a tear rolls down his cheek
While worker morale is slowly dyin', and profits start to leak.
He's got his vision, clear and bright, but maybe, just maybe then,
He should have listened to the plight, of his loyal workers fight.
Is it a new kids song? Could be as this board is full of olde heads aka boomers
Nah nah nah that's from the legendary DMX!!
Nah dude i think chingy charted with it before
Who hurt u lol
Hey man who sings this? Is this a luda song as nobody rocks him any more. Do you have anymore Kendrick lamar?