As above?
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That’s like asking who’s behind The Giant Rat Of Sumatra
Not a flying fu-k of a chance.
- 0% chance Executives will get bonuses.
- 001% chance for the workers to get bonuses
We are all in this together
Darren has your bonus in his pants.
Far call
“We’re all in this together”
- 069%
DW lied about “no layoffs”.
DW probably did not lie about “One Time” salary adjustment.
Hey Tarzan. Yeah, sure, let's invest not only our time but also our $ in EM.
Yes, you will definitely be surprised when you get the big bone-us up your assets.
Hope it's not so huge that you will want more...
Daren clearly stated to reward shareholder. If you act early and buy Exxonmbil stock during COVID, return is already more than 100%. Don't complanin and learn how to play game.
Remember please that the one time salary adjustment wasn't given across the world wide workforce. Not everyone was as lucky as you folks.
Zero to none. But we can dream
Didn't they call it a 1 time salary adjustment? They won't be able to justify another without having to tax it like a bonus, which means they'll call it a bonus and have to update their compensation policies. Not chance.
Zero chance.
The record profits will be used to benefit exclusively the shareholders and executives by share buybacks and the dividend.
$crew the employees.
Negative 350% chance