Thread regarding Fidelity Investments layoffs

Name 5 things you did last week

I mean that bar is set pretty low. Even for government workers. I already took 2017 VBO and come back here time to time to see what’s happening at the big green machine. In my career, we’ve had to do things similar to justify our jobs. Public sector, welcome to the private sector!

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DOGE theory at work in Fidelity.
Justify you existence, resign or be fired.
Waiting for a VBO is insane.

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Post ID: @jh+1jmyq4anf

@fk+1jmyq4anf I don’t care if I’m deadweight. I make easy money. Don’t give a f if fidelity succeeds or fails, not my problem.

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Post ID: @fn+1jmyq4anf

Anyone who goes twice a day is not heavily constipated. They are quite regular.

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Post ID: @fm+1jmyq4anf

Some of us are in departments that actually WORK. We can name 20 things we did TODAY. Sounds like you’re the dead weight.. and heavily constipated

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Post ID: @fk+1jmyq4anf
  1. Took a $hit
  2. Took another $hit in office using 5 seat covers
  3. Watched 3 hours of YouTube videos in a conference room
  4. Sent 2 emails
  5. Badged out at 11am and went home early.
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Post ID: @c1+1jmyq4anf

E S F P S

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Post ID: @bb+1jmyq4anf

I would love to see what 5 things the VP level “thought leaders” have done this week. That’s a position that does not need to exist. Get rid of that and hire programmers to do the actual work.

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Post ID: @b5+1jmyq4anf

You took the VBO 8 years ago and 1 of the 5 things you did last week was troll this site? That's a sad existence.

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Post ID: @at+1jmyq4anf

Get lost.

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