Thread regarding Fiserv Inc. layoffs

What/who the heck are astronauts?

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Astronauts was the non-sensical name assigned to small number of SMEs in key roles who were originally granted a protected status during the initial rounds of site strategy moves. As time has shown however, it was a cynical attempt at flattery to keep people in place so they could keep the pieces together as the poor business decisions shattered the company around them. The "flattery" may have worked until the reality dawns--any report associate in any capacity or level is still on FBs target list for elimination. Think Apollo 13 without the happy ending.

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Post ID: @2cwq+1jn2nBsm

Astronauts are like cosmonauts, only they get paid with freedom coins.

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Post ID: @1kuj+1jn2nBsm

So many unnecessarily rude people here.

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Post ID: @1wxl+1jn2nBsm

OP is an executive within Fiserv who just learned no, Fiserv does not send people to space but Elon does. Another perfect example of the clueless executives within Fiserv. Wake up people!

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Post ID: @fpb+1jn2nBsm

You're not very bright, are you?

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Post ID: @vxk+1jn2nBsm

Never mind, I just found my answer. I saw it mentioned in another unrelated thread before I noticed there was a separate thread that contained the answer. Apologies.

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