Lumon would be proud
https://www.upworthy.com/jpmorgan-chase-tower-perks-from-severance
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Congratulations on being a quarterly champion! Here's your reward...yet another cheap plastic coffee mug.
I just want a bag o cash. The other stuff is irrelevant.
"t turns out that what people really want out of their jobs is actually pretty simple. They want fair pay, autonomy, some level of flexibility, and good benefits. Perks are nice — even the kind of weird ones — but they can only go so far.
In stead of weird perks, I would take an extra day off or a higher pay."
And we are going to outsource your job in 3 ... 2 .... 1
I glad skim milk is offered as 1 percent hurts me tummy!!
t turns out that what people really want out of their jobs is actually pretty simple. They want fair pay, autonomy, some level of flexibility, and good benefits. Perks are nice — even the kind of weird ones — but they can only go so far.
In stead of weird perks, I would take an extra day off or a higher pay.
Uh where is my stapler hahaha