Thread regarding Fidelity Investments layoffs

Clown Town

I used to get upset about the silly things that Fidelity did like make an associate role requirement needed at least a college degree… then putting someone in who barely passes high school as that teams manager. Then I realized, people literally dress like clowns at work, why would I expect management to have common sense.

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Isn't the CEO an art history major too?

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Post ID: @wh+1jnv9zj0k

Recently a VW Bug pull into employee parking lot and 20 got out, all wearing colorful wigs, red noses, and oversized shoes. They attacked me with seltzer bottles. I contacted HR.

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Post ID: @w9+1jnv9zj0k

Oh no, we have a triggered boomer in the house. What percentage of fidelity employees have a gender studies degree? Find that information then I’ll humor your little debate.

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Post ID: @tg+1jnv9zj0k

@c2+1jnv9zj0k Oh that was me! You should have said I and I would have thrown you some candy

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Post ID: @kw+1jnv9zj0k

Is a degree in gender studies or art history a good requirement? Just because someone has a college degree doesn't mean they are competent. Plenty of people with these majors may be -but some may not have the background that's a fit for different roles at Fidelity.

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Post ID: @ke+1jnv9zj0k

I saw one guy in the office in giant floppy shoes, wearing a spinning bow tie, with a flower in his br---t pocket that sprayed water.

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Post ID: @c2+1jnv9zj0k

Now they hire high school flunkies to run branches. Without college can’t have a CFP. Customers are getting trash. It’s going to have an impact.

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Post ID: @bs+1jnv9zj0k

!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdybnTzMoD4

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Post ID: @a9+1jnv9zj0k

Please, for the sake of some weekend levity, describe some of these clown outfits, in detail.

We've all seen some ghastly atrocities!

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