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Did you check your code in today? Be a doer.
Jeremy is neither a doer nor an orchestrator. He is a low performing clown who ought to be let go.
The code to worry about and inspect is from the 337 daily code committers. There might be a few geniuses in that set, but I suspect the 80%+ per the 80/20 rule are bad designers and random code-slingers. And does code commits every day mean for the whole year, a month or week?
Unfortunately. the doers are not the leaders, thinkers or strategist(s) You get the gist of it.
How many programmers does it take to sc--w in a light bulb?
2 to state that the ceiling is too high.
5 to get a ladder.
3 to figure out how to open the ladder
3 to check if there are bugs in the ladder.
7 to realize that there are no bugs in the ladder.
2 to say that ladders can't have bugs.
5 to argue that everything can have bugs.
3 to scream "Enough with the bugs!"
2 to say that the ladder is broken.
5 to fix the ladder.
1 to give the Orchestrator a light bulb.
4 to argue if it is "light bulb" or "lightbulb".
1 to say that it doesn't matter.
1 to scream "Sc--w it in already!"
Then the Orchestrator sc--ws in the light bulb
Monetize my pipe alright.
Can we be any more simpleminded than this drivel? What is seriously wrong with the people that work here? Has this entire place gone mad? I feel like we work for 12th grade children with their garage band rockstar complex and the slogans born from smoking some vape. How long did they occupy valuable time with the musical sh-t show to boost their egos while half the company is sitting on pins and needles wondering who is going to get shafted next. For fu--s sakes people.
I and team use dev GCR tool Git commitment randomizer
We dooes keep such of tool for increase of the billing. Code randomizing randomizer is must have tool for paper samir and paper sandeep to do the increasing of team with coding outputs.
“Monetize Pipes”
Whomever is the cache clearing down voter as serious mental health issues. Please seek help.
using number of commits to repos as a metric
Doers vs orchestrators
leggs is that you? finally learned how to clear cache
Convergence
Related to GitHub commits: "We're not trying to track people"
The minions are working heavy .. down voting !! LOL how pathetic..
Coders rejoice! Doers get things done!
We are half orchestrators and half doers.
Cache clearing down voter is out of control
“ Cache clearing down voter on the move”
Needs to move into oncoming traffic.
PowerPoint Error
Our stock is doing awesome! This summer will be epic!
“Collaboration” the word of the year for 2025
What a joke!
No Q&A on the call. What’s with the government overview?
Weird. I tuned into the Town Hall and it seemed like Fox News?
“We lead the world in AI.”
Ok?
That was the best day of their life.