Thread regarding ExxonMobil Corp. layoffs

Any rumors of layoffs?

Heard a rumor floating around about a package coming to encourage some REs to leave. Cant believe that would ever happen. What are you hearing?

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Package. Bwahaaaaa. C'mon, they haven't done that for 10 years

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Major PIP effort in Annandale for Retirement eligible…

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Post ID: @he+1jsj05zrj

Enterprise Process Owner = EPO. Contracting processes owned by the Procurement VP is an example.

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They are planning the cricket field at the Houston HQ now. Our replacements love to play cricket after work.

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Post ID: @f3+1jsj05zrj

I’ve heard of DPO: dividend protecting organization. Any synergies here perhaps?

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Post ID: @e4+1jsj05zrj

A package would be much to compassionate for our dear leader to ever consider. The Great Leap Forward to India must go on at all costs.

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Post ID: @dx+1jsj05zrj

My guess for EPO:

Exit Please, Onward
Expedited Phase Out
End Personnel Onboarding
Extinguish Peoples Occupation

None of it sounds good but rhymes with NEPO. Favoritism is surely involved.

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@b7+1jsj05zrj Very informative post, thank you for sharing

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Post ID: @d5+1jsj05zrj

Nothing official, but ranking is encouraged to be flat to down. A lot more downward pressure

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Bridge the gap I dare you

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Post ID: @b7+1jsj05zrj

Layoffs and PIP/NSI is occurring in these countries today.

(1) USA
(2) Singapore
(3) Belgium
(4) United Kingdom
(5) France
(6) Australia
(7) Canada
(8) The Netherlands
(9) Italy
(10) Germany

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Enterprise Process Optimization??

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@a3+1jsj05zrj I agree the EPO concept is to consolidate, but really haven’t seen anything yet

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Post ID: @aw+1jsj05zrj

Rumor is correct. The package is called PIP

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Post ID: @a9+1jsj05zrj

What's an EPO please?

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Post ID: @a8+1jsj05zrj

Likely. New consolidation into EPOs will reveal redundancies across the board.

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