I’m about to go on maternity leave in a few weeks. What happens if I get PIPed?
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They call you and tell you. It’s been done to someone in the hospital having her baby
You can fluff around pretending to work a bit for a year and collect full pay. Much work at home in your future. Use the time to look for a real job. Enjoy!
You'll get a new perspective on life and purpose.
Which will make working for this company a shallow accomplishment, nothing really. Nothing.
A PIP will be waiting for your return so live it up while you can
You will not get PIPd this year but your chance of really getting PIPd next year gets even higher.
You’re safe. They will just cut some dedicated 50 year old white dude instead, while you take a year off to relax.
You will still have the baby
I second that. Lawyer TF up.
Lawyer up