Back in the office 5 days a week—but no assigned seating.
Why?
“Some people are on vacation or sick.”
So… we all get to fight for a desk like it’s musical chairs at 8AM?
Coolcoolcool.
Meanwhile, leadership enjoys their private offices and comfy setups while we haul laptops like nomads.
And to "boost morale"?
They gave us ice cream.
Because nothing says we value you like lactose and sprinkles on top of burnout and chaos.
Even third-world call centers manage to assign seats.
This company? Just corporate disrespect with a sugar cone.
Chatgpt