The 12 Days of Fiserv Christmas
On the first day of Christmas The Chairman gave to me
A slightly used Lenovo PC
On the second day of Christmas The Chairman gave to me
Two new plastic carry cases
And a slightly used Lenovo PC
On the third day of Christmas the Chairman gave to me
Three network cables, Two carry cases
And another used Lenovo PC
On the fourth day of Christmas the Chairman gave to me
Four expired emails, three network cables, two carry cases
And another used Lenovo PC
On the fifth day of Christmas the chairman gave to me
Five plastic rings (gold is expensive)
Four expired emails, three network cables, two carry cases
And took back my new Lenovo PC
On the sixth day of Christmas the chairman gave to me
Six Fiserv pen sets, five plastic rings, four expired emails, three network cables,
Two carry cases
And a very used Dell Latitude CS
On the seventh day of Christmas the chairman gave to me
Seven pads of paper, six Fiserv Pen sets, five plastic rings, four more dead emails, three network cables, two carry cases
And revoked my networking login id
On the eighth day of Christmas the chairman gave to me
Nothing – he was outta town, seven pads of paper, six Fiserv pen sets, five plastic rings, four cancelled emails, three network cables, two paper bags
And revoked my office entrance id
On the ninth day of Christmas the chairman gave to me
Nine office posters, nothing on the eighth, seven tiny post pads, six pen & pencil sets, five plastic rings, four more dead emails, three network cables, two carry cases
And another damn Lenovo PC
On the tenth day of Christmas the Chairman gave to me
Ten more freaking posters, nine taken home, nothing on the eighth, seven tiny post-its, six sets of crayons, five plastic rings, four cancelled emails, three network cables, two carry cases
And I lost the damn Lenovo PC
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Chairman gave to me
Eleven sets of posters, ten more than I needed, nine already trashed, eight – nothing, seven tiny post-its (blue), six sets of chalk, five plastic rings, four deleted emails, three phone cables, two carry cases
And replaced my lost Lenovo PC
On the twelth day of Christmas the chairman gave to me
My walking papers
So I burned my many posters, and the lousy post-its, threw away the chalk, hawked the plastic rings, deleted every email, hid the network cables and took the carry cases home, and Ebayed my five Lenovo PCs.