Linkedin- JPMORGAN. always says "We are always hiring". Slight of the hand quite evident when CEO says we are hiring while statistics says " we are firing". Quite an irony.
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It happened Feb 8th - AWM
it happened Feb 8 - merchant services
Is this still a thing, does anyone know? Feb 10th?
Heard from a manager (Tempe CCS), that we’re moving down a floor, and layoffs will be this week (8th or 9th)
all these dates are bogus, we are still hiring
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-sticks-to-hiring-plans-and-dials-back-prediction-of-economic-hurricane-11673366975
the voluntary attrition is pretty high, with lots people having "unexplained" health issues that take them out of the workforce. Not sure there would be any need for RIF>
Not a chance its the 10th since thats a Friday....maybe the 8th or 9th
Good. People need to leave, literally sit here and do nothing and get paid. Like why the f did you even apply?
Praise the lord!