A greedy guy went to market and asked vendor how much is the coconut. Vendor replied 2 bucks. The guy asked him if he can do buck. The vendor said walk 1mile more towards the beach and you will find another vendor who sells it for a buck. The guy walked 1 mile and asked the vendor how much is the coconut. The vendor replied 1 buck. He said 1 buck for getting coconut from the beach 1 mile away. Can’t you do half buck. Vendor replied if you want it for half buck then walk to the beach and the vendor under the tree will sell you for half buck. The greedy guy walked 1 mile to the beach and asked the Vendor under the tree. How much is the coconut. Vendor said half buck. The greedy guy said you are getting it for free from the tree, can you do it for a quarter. The vendor said I can’t do a quarter but if you climb the tree then you can get it for free. So the greedy guy climbs the tree. But when he reaches the coconut, he his feet loose grip on the tree and he then finds himself hanging on the coconut on the tree. The camel guy was passing by so the greedy guy asks the camel guy to help him bring himself down and he will pay camel guy one hundred bucks. So the camel guy agrees and stands on the camel to hold the greedy guys feet to help bring greedy guy down. But the camel then runs away. Now greedy guy was hanging on coconut and the camel guy was hanging on his feet. Then the horse guy passes by. Both of them offer horse guy one hundred bucks to bring them down. The horse guy agrees and stands on the horse and holds camel guys feet to bring them down. The horse then runs away. Now greedy guy was hanging on to the coconut and the camel guy was hanging on his feet. And the horse guy was hanging on camel guys feet. Camel guy and horse guys offer the greedy guy 1000 bucks not to let the coconut go. The greedy guy amazed at the offer spreads the arms and says so much money. And they all fall.
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