Some people are losing everything and you make jokes.
How is losing a job "losing everything?" If they're employable, then they can find another job. Cisco provides a much better severance package than other companies I've worked at. Raytheon Systems provided 2 weeks plus 1 week for every year of service if you signed the agreement not to hold RSC liable.
If someone can't find new employment before the end of their severance package ends, they're either incompetent, suck at interviewing, or are over-exaggerating their skills. I think the longest I've ever been unemployed was 6 mo back in the dot com bust of 2000 and I only had a few years of experience, and I didn't have but a 3 week severance package. While it cost me a lot, I hardly "lost everything".
I get it, getting laid off sucks. But other companies treat their employees much worse when they're kicked to the curb.