Exxon and Pioneer, both giants in their prime,
Decided to merge and have a good time,
They brainstormed for hours and sipped on some wine,
Until they settled on a name that was just fine.
They came up with ExPioneer, a name so clever,
But they couldn't stop laughing, not now, not ever,
For the name sounded like a superhero or a lever,
Not quite the image they wanted to endeavor.
But they went with it anyway, 'cause why not,
And the shareholders cheered, it was quite a plot,
Now they're the biggest energy company, you cannot,
Deny the fact that ExPioneer is a name that's not......