They’ve switched our toilet paper! Just went into the stall and the stuff in there is horrible. I just fear what cost cutting move will be next.
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Just charge a tube of preparation H on your p-card and deal with it.
Next great idea leadership will come up with: Use the H1B workers to wipe our A$$; probably much cheaper than buying 2 ply Charmin.
It's bound to be a "Win-Win!"
I like the other thread about this where some broad started claiming this was an actual problem because she got torn up during birth. Then she called it a liberal conspiracy 😂😂😂
These are the type of people that don’t get NSI somehow 🙄
Just leave and quit your whining!
Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
I am expecting to get an email about taking the stairs more often to save elevator costs. Just wait... more is coming.
This is funny because I joked about BYOTP a few months back. Guess they’re reading these threads.
Wow. Your site has toilet paper.
At the end of the year, all site managers that are not meeting their corporate OPEX metrics stop buying toilet paper, paper towels, spare parts, and all other discretionary items to not exceed their annual OPEX.
If a site manager does not meet their OPEX, their end of year bonus is much less or even "zero".
Employees are a necessary evil and huge expense. Right now, XOM will do “anything “ to lower costs, including cheaper toilet paper, changing ventilation settings, fix broken items at a slower pace. They want fewer of us
As soon as all of accept that, we can be happy and just keep our heads down.
I'm wondering out loud if we should list hotdesking and no TP as couple of the fringe benefits offered to entice the best and brightest to come work for us
Forget about the quality of the TP. The only paper DG loves is green one. Wait till E&PS is advised to put a credit card machine on the door to make it pay per use toilets! And then the United Way reward and raffle will start offering winnings of free toilet use or using toilets designed for the execs in the cube. Sad state of affairs at the company.
@1boz+1m6eEJ3h may you get a raging case of hemmerhoids
For those who bash people here for complaining that the TP bloodied their backside. I wish hemmeroids upon you. For the rest of you that have a legitimate complaint that your employer is causing an injury to your body. Please turn this in as an injury and SUBMIT A REQUEST TO EMERGE TO REPLACE THE TP DUE TO PERSONAL INJURY!!!!!!! JUST DO IT!! POWER OF DOCUMENTATION!!
I've had to bring my own PPE for the past year - guess i'll add TP to the backpack.
They will chapp our as--s with brick like toilet paper while DW gets a nice big pay raise. Fu-k him forever
At least we still have good tamp-ns.
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Get diarrhea from the food and then a bloody a-s from the sandpaper as----e
As much sheeeiiit is dished out by XOM they should buy Charmin....
Just use your left hand and rinse it a bit when your done.
Wait, you folks in America get toilet paper??????
The quality of paper products dropped drastically in Annandale several years ago.
After 1 ply, it will be no ply.......
Just the thought of Hot desking and no TP just makes me look forward to coming to the office every day!
It won’t be long before they remove the toilets and there’ll just be a hole in floor to hover over. Similar to how it’s done in India. Some executive will get a giant bonus for all the money saved by reducing water usage and adding another I&D initiative.
It'll be like the cups, bring your own, useless eater.
Half-ply TP is on backorder.
Good old 1 ply
And now we’re complaining about the toilet paper.
Move on. Seriously. Just hand in your badge and drive home.