What will be the new buzzword of the quarter?
Will Economic Headwinds return?
Maybe Dignity & Respect will make a resurgence
Or will we have a new phase shoved down our throats for the next 3 months
What do you think?
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Pre-PRQ inventory is a close second.
We were all wrong. Green Shoot here we gooo
I bet it's the Saddle period
"Don't Stop Believing" (stated in slight melodic tone to the famous tune)
Expect the turnaround memes to roll out;
- “We’re seeing green chutes”
- “The sun has returned”
- “Increasing market share is just around the corner”
- “You can’t keep a good company down”
- “We’re believing again”
We are in this together (when management is asking you to work hard and accept peanuts as compensation, does not apply to those selected to get the boot)
Grab your ankles.
Money for me but not for thee.
May the odds be ever in your favor!
Operational efficiencies
Economic pressures
Cost conscious
ROI awareness
Good luck finding your next role (GLFYNR, replaces GPTW)
Crucial Conversations
Make Intel Great Again !
A PC in every home.
It seems d-mb, but there are places where so-called "leaders" go to try and look like they are on top of their game. This is the list they are picking from for 2023
- Distributed Cloud
- Artificial Intelligence
- Sustainable Technology
- Metaverse
- Hyperautomation
- Extended Reality (XR)
- Quantum Computing
- Cybersecurity Mesh
- Digital Immune System (DIS)
- Multiexperience
To predict the new buzzword, all you have to do is go to Amazon and search for the latest "management" book.
Stick with the management looser basics: "Oh-by-the-way" and starting every sentence with "So"
We are One Intel Family !
"You Will Own Nothing, And You'll Be Happy!"
(Crusty Pambiachi will borrow this from her elitist pals at the WEF)
Thoughts and prayers.
3 words: restructuring, efficiency, tough
Shared Sacrifice
Thank You Sir ! May I Have Another?
Difficult decisions!
Thought Leaders
Crusty Pambianchi!
Quiet Quitting
mass formation psychosis.
Rightsizing
GPTW!
Serverless!
Quiet Success!
Synergy!
Thank you for your service.