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WF-speak Bingo

Looking for the most cheesy WF-speak phrases commonly heard in meetings to put together a Bingo-type game.
Some examples:

  • Let's "pull-up" on that
  • Users are "10-keying" data into the system
  • Let's "put a pin" in that
  • Move the needle
  • Paradigm shift

Let's hear your faves.

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“Double click” on that..isn’t that like literally 1995 Mosaic?

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Post ID: @1occ+1modU1ci

Pressure test

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Post ID: @1byh+1modU1ci

“Teeing up”…

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Post ID: @rdj+1modU1ci

TOP OF MIND, please, #1 on list of phrases that make the speaker sound like a f-ing useful id--t repeating this because they're d-mb enough to think it sounded intelligent.

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Post ID: @pbr+1modU1ci

"High level"
"Keep me honest"
"I'm not saying I don't believe you."
"Increase bench strength."
So many more.

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Post ID: @brt+1modU1ci

", right?"

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Post ID: @pnb+1modU1ci

Tabling things.
We need to be more efficient (while providing zero metrics or data points for determining that efficiency)
Help me help you

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Post ID: @nie+1modU1ci

“Jump to another meeting”

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Post ID: @gwh+1modU1ci

Bifurcate!! God I am soooo glad I do not work there anymore!!!

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Post ID: @znk+1modU1ci

“Drinking from a firehose”

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Post ID: @qhd+1modU1ci

I have an "ask".
Let's circle back.

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Post ID: @kpi+1modU1ci

These 2 drive me bonkers

  1. Circle back (eye-roll)
  2. Thought-leadership
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