Hi, I'm a manager. Or maybe I work for HR. Or maybe I am a troll. Maybe I am all of the above.
I am bu-t hurt by all the negative comments made about our Lord and Savior Darren. I have made multiple posts to set the record straight that you are at fault. Don't blame Darren, he is doing the best he can to sc--w you over and you're just resisting his advances.
Now, let me be his minion so I can sample from his nectar. Post positive things, please?! Don't make it harder for me to try and recruit new "talent" that I can pay less to replace you with. That would require extra effort on my part...similar to the effort I've been putting in to fill this site with a fictional narrative.