Rather than agonize over whether or not to accept these mandatory relocation threats, I suggest that every T employee do the following:
- If you are told you need to relocate, simply tell them yes.
- Take the time between your notification and your report-by date (12 - 24 months) to brush up your resume and engage full-tilt on a job search. Meanwhile, clock in, do the minimum work, and collect that paycheck.
- The day after you secure a firm offer in writing for a new job, don't show up for work at T. Don't answer calls or emails or texts asking where you are. Ignore them completely. Eventually you'll be fired, but so what?
The negative: you'll miss out on the severance. The positive, if enough people do this it will be a really strong message to T and will definitely have a negative impact on them.
The positive: You'll be treating the company with exactly as much respect, loyalty, and consideration as they treat you. Plus, it could be a situation where others see the impact and follow suit.
The best part is there is virtually no risk. If you aren't able to get a new job before you're meant to report to your new location, you can still do so and nothing is different.
But really it's beyond time for the employees to start to give Stink a taste of what he's earned.