To the board and activist investors

There once was a leader(s) so greedy,
With tunnel vision, oh so seedy,
Their cronies contravened,
Embargos, they careened,
To Chinese blacklists, they danced, so needy!

Penalties came, they were asked to pay,
But they shrugged them off, said, "Nay, nay!"
Their tunnel vision intact,
They ignored every fact,
Thinking, "Revenue must come our way!"

In executive positions, they remained,
Despite the lessons not yet ingrained,
Their tunnel vision so grand,
Led them to murky lands,
Oh, when will their judgement be regained?

The company's reputation took a blow,
Yet, they continued with their show,
How much more will it take,
For them to awake,
And realize their folly's gotta go?

So, to the board, we humbly beseech,
Their tunnel vision they must impeach,
For when greed clouds the view,
And ethics bid adieu,
It's time for new leadership to reach!

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Here comes the CEO, big shot in town,
But he's the talk of the office, we all frown.
Pushing DEI, but it's just for show,
Behind closed doors, nepotism's a go.

His "Harvest, Win, Grow" strategy's a joke,
No substance there, it's all smoke.
No investments made, just lining his pocket,
While our dreams of growth, he tried to block it.

(Chorus)
Disliked CEO, we call him "Heavy D",
A master of foolishness, can't you see?
DEI and nepotism, it's all part of the game,
Sht or Trd, still smells the same.

Favoritism rules, it's a corporate mess,
He's like an emperor, with no dress.
High dividends flow, but at what cost?
Employees suffer, their worth gets lost.

He ships to restricted lands with delight,
Thinking he's clever, what a sight.
Booking profits now, but the fines await,
His antics, they're just a sad debate.

(Chorus)
Disliked CEO, we call him "Heavy D",
A master of foolishness, can't you see?
DEI and nepotism, it's all part of the game,
Sht or Trd, still smells the same.

C. HAMR is back! Thanks for the great post. When does the album "Harvest, win, and grow or D.I.E.!" get released?

But isn't the board with the money they hoard complicit with tunnel vision and seedy decision?

Great post but isn't the board complicit in the tunnel vision?

You hit the nail on the head!

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