Yes layoffs for us mortals are near but and I do mean but pay attention to an unexpected layoff A friend of a friend of friend wink wink has a former exec as latest CEO. Not HK. Not SM. Perhaps my friend of a friend of friend heard John T. End of an era of utter fail by WW perhaps.
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One question? WHY? Will post answer later.
Yes. Last weeks layoff was small and just an appetizer prior to the the main course. Way just getting his taste buds tickled on that one. It will be a patriotic themed layoff before July 4. A leader with dementia trying to make sense of something. The poor guy just farts everywhere and doesn’t realize he’s done it. Yes, I’m talking about our leader. One time it was a double octave in the elevator. I got so red and embarrassed.
Who all thinks layoffs will happen before July 4? Why? Just cuz they can?!
Sniff sniff. Smelling some change and not from the HR bathroom but more the board room. Sniff sniff
Raise your hand if you were laid off yesterday! Me: 🤚🏿. I’m a male LGBTQ and June of all months to get let go? SMH. Still in shock.
Eau contraire my friends! Not unexpected but planned for today. As I sit here on the pot likely taking my last dump on SWN time, I reflect on the good the bad and the ugly. Good: I made a nice wage. Didn’t really save much though. Have a couple nice sports cars to show for it though. The Bad: never really did any real work here. Basically just took a paycheck and cashed it. The ugly: well, the way our CEO treats others. Just ugly. Will miss you all! Au revoir!