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Chief Executive Officer
About this role: Wells Fargo is seeking a Chief Executive Officer…in this role you will: Provide no visible strategic vision while charting the direction to achieve long-term cost-cutting objectives which will negatively impact organization, employees and customers. Collaborate with the firm’s top senior colluders to develop multi year strategic objectives to delay/appease regulatory agencies while maximizing executive compensation. Qualifications: White, male, privileged, cold-blooded, arrogant 20+ years experience with underhanded business methods, dehumanization of employees, and an envious ability to rationalize activities which harm others. Ethical leaders (blah…blah…it’s not about the money… serving others …boring!) need not apply. Full time WFH, no degree mentioned, public speaking and leadership skills not required.