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Everyone’s new title will be ‘Fred’.
They’re going to announce that everyone is getting a different job title and team that will either be CS&S or supporting CS&S
@tiy+1oXoR77n You win this board
And continued surprise that the Fed raised rates so quickly. With a reminder that it’s the fastest and largest series of rate hikes ever.
I like this! Since we're a little over a week out from earnings...and while the EC and Board are rightly looking to the forthcoming solar eclipse for primary guidance, what ya'll thinking for some potential rabbits? A few ideas:
- dividend suspended
- strategic capital infusion from the Oracle of the Omaha
- mentioning AI >100 times, perhaps allocate a first ever board seat held by a LLM
- opening of a Kyiv branch
- headwinds shifting to crosswinds to tailwinds back to headwinds, all negated by an unforeseen and strongly coiled spring
- Ryan Cohen shows up somewhere
- shored up the balance sheet with the purchase of 1000 bitcoin
- new brand: logo, tagline, colors