Thread regarding Charles Schwab Corp. layoffs

Official Speculation

Official speculation that this forum is officially speculative in all things not determined to be accurate nor false. There is only one way this truly gets factual and that is through the process of elimination. You now know because you are in the know if you are eliminated and become a fact of the process that is now speculative, officially. (tomorrow is the day)

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Post ID: @OP+1oXoR77n

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Everyone’s new title will be ‘Fred’.

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Post ID: @tmm+1oXoR77n

They’re going to announce that everyone is getting a different job title and team that will either be CS&S or supporting CS&S

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Post ID: @riw+1oXoR77n

@tiy+1oXoR77n You win this board

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Post ID: @jsf+1oXoR77n

And continued surprise that the Fed raised rates so quickly. With a reminder that it’s the fastest and largest series of rate hikes ever.

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Post ID: @ghc+1oXoR77n

I like this! Since we're a little over a week out from earnings...and while the EC and Board are rightly looking to the forthcoming solar eclipse for primary guidance, what ya'll thinking for some potential rabbits? A few ideas:

  • dividend suspended
  • strategic capital infusion from the Oracle of the Omaha
  • mentioning AI >100 times, perhaps allocate a first ever board seat held by a LLM
  • opening of a Kyiv branch
  • headwinds shifting to crosswinds to tailwinds back to headwinds, all negated by an unforeseen and strongly coiled spring
  • Ryan Cohen shows up somewhere
  • shored up the balance sheet with the purchase of 1000 bitcoin
  • new brand: logo, tagline, colors
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