Darren Woods is a transformative change agent and just what the company needs. He will lead us to the future with his inclusive style of creative disruption that has turned things around these last couple years.
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Darren just bought more land in the Metaverse.
Now he's getting paid cash with Atlas Earth (Yeah)
Got virtual land all across the globe (Across the globe)
The next wave is digital
Catch him on the way up
The glow up is visible
Cop a couple more
Watch his income go up it's about to go nuts
It's about to go nuts
Now he's getting paid rent in cash with Atlas Earth
Atlas Earth
Atlas
Atlas Earth
I heard a statue of the great Darren is going where the oak tree used to be
OP: Certain ppl like to bring beer to an AA meeting........just saying.
With all the things going wrong in the world, I am not surprised there's a post like that.
Oil up, EM does good. Oil down, EM does poorly. DW is toilet paper to oil countries running the show.
DW is great, he deserves a pay raise
Happy New Year, Darren. Now get off this website and find us some oil
….and the OP is a subject matter expert with decades of highly marketable experience, for which he can easily command a 7-figure salary at any company, yet he chooses to stay at Exxon for his measly $220,000 annual salary, out of an abiding sense of loyalty, duty, and honor. He also works harder than anyone else who has ever lived anywhere ever.
Most of all, he never complains, not even about hot-desking, which is, as we all know, an egregious violation of his human rights.