Seinfeld just announced as talent at Dell Tech World. So that should make all of the people fired recently feel good that the cost savings has been put to good use.
Also, keep in mind that Dell wants to get employee numbers down below 90K....that's a lot of firing / severance if you don't leave due to RTO mandate. So, please do the company a favor and just quit. They need to bring in celebrities to Dell Tech World.
80-85K is what I heard
"Whoa, dude, have you heard about those Dell layoffs? It's like, one day you're cruising through work, feeling as cool as a fan on full blast, and then bo-m! Layoffs hit you like a giant wave crashing on your beach party. You're just chilling with your laptop, thinking about tomorrow's surf session, and suddenly you're surfing through job listings instead. It's like, 'Dude, I thought we were all part of the Dell family!' But I guess even the gnarliest waves can wipe out your job security, man. Dude, you're getting a Dell pink slip"
"What's with Dell and their layoffs, huh? I mean, you buy a Dell computer thinking you're getting a reliable machine, not a pink slip! It's like, 'Congratulations on your new job... oh wait, never mind, you've been outsourced to the recycle bin!' You know you're in trouble when the only thing buffering is your career. It's like they say, 'Dude, you're getting a severance package!'"
"What's the deal with Dell layoffs, huh? I mean, one day you're typing away on your Dell laptop, thinking you're safe and sound in the tech world, and then bam! Layoffs hit you like a blue screen of death. It's like, 'Hey, I thought we were a team, Dell!' Next thing you know, you're updating your resume faster than you can say 'Ctrl+Alt+Delete'. It's a real 'computerrorism' situation, folks!"
Jerry doesn’t work cheap
The genocide apologist? Ugh...
Well, Dell is a joke so it fits.
Let Jerry field customer questions / complaints in the field. Loosing deals to competitors because we lost some of the best customer facing people... shame.
who is Seinfeld? must be a celeb from the 70s since you boomers are in heat