Resist RTO my fellow warriors of Dell, who have battled in the digital frontier from the confines of your homes. A decree has been cast down by the financial lords of our enterprise, a call to abandon our fortresses of solitude and to gather within the cold walls of the office cubicles. They seek to chain us once again to the plastic desks, far removed from the hearth and heart of our remote dwellings.
Yet, let it be known, freedom courses through our veins, as it did in the days of yore. We have tasted the sweet nectar of autonomy, toiled under the banner of flexibility, and achieved great deeds not in spite of our distance, but because of it. Our spirits have soared on the wings of innovation, unshakled by the confines of tradition.
Shall we now, at the behest of those who claim dominion over our toil, relinquish the liberties for which we have fought so valiantly? No, I say!!! We must stand as one, though apart we may physically be, united in our cause for the right to choose our work locations. For in unity, there is strength. In flexibility, there is resilience. In choice, there is freedom.