CSG, ISG, big areas and teams getting let go. Death, taxes and Dell April reorganizations are inescapable. Start preparing now!
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I doubt it’s true, but I wish it was. I’m so ready to be done working here. I’d take a severance in a heartbeat.
All is lie
There is H2 re-org plans however nobody would know more details as it's currently under discussion on L2s.
Likely merges of internal teams will happen as such mgmt trees be reduced to dust , some employees along but that be to 'streamline' things
Actually why so many managers don’t have spam of control issues still here at dell ? Are they being protected ?
I really hope I'm for the chopping block. On another thread it's mentioned that there are no careers here any longer, just jobs. That's hit the nail on the head for me. There is a group of people here who would happily take voluntary severance and save a lot of those who wish to stay. Roll on April I say.
ISG already had their big executive WFR. Dan B and Gigi G.
SMH....LOL. Here we go. I thought someone said the layoff after the layoff is not as big as the prior layoff.
@tuw+1rv5LKee Actually most of the information has been correct. We’ve had layoffs at least quarterly for over a year, RTO, raise % ranges. Sure, you gotta filter the signal through the noise, but so far the only major thing that hasn’t happened is MSD’s retirement.
Rock Lobster!! the price of cognitive power goes to zero. Woo-hoo!!
Lies....its happening March 32nd, JC told
me and i have his new tshirt that says "March 32nd....Have a nice day!!"
ignore my f you want lol. it will happen April 15 th.
In another thread last week someone stated there is going to be a decent WRF in Professional Services on April 15th. Guess we'll see.
Don't worry AI will save us
This is the big one. The trenta de motherlode.
They sent all the HR agents to deny this since it leaked.
it's the big one, lizzie. I am coming to join you.
To all the people reading this just remember this site is 98% BS. The odd time something might match up to what you heard and thats about as good as it gets.
If you look through posts and comments from months ago you will see end of the world predictions all over it.
There are no WFRs on the horizon. Ignore this threa.
sure.
I am hybrid so I will be safe!