Disastrous quarter. Expect layoffs. You heard it here first…
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@ihl
You might want to brush up on
https://www.sec.gov/newsroom/speeches-statements/munter-statement-assessing-materiality-030922
But you’re an id--t so I expect you’ll get laid off soon.
@uhz+1tLpn9lA
Entire TD group in US is wrapping up a VSP now.
I told you… you heard it here first…
https://archive.is/h2ucc
“Intel would be compelled by law to warn about disastrous earnings prior to the call.”
There is no such law. Stop making stuff up lmao
If you won’t get laid off this quarter, you return 10% of your last quarter and 20% of your last year salaries back to Intel
Our QPB will show the scale of the disaster :) We may end up with a negative QPB this time, which means we will end up paying Intel a part of our salary as the QPB this time :D :D (You heard it here first! :P)
Intel would be compelled by law to warn about disastrous earnings prior to the call.
Whatever dude.
People have been saying this for weeks. I didn’t hear anything here first
Great? No. Disastrous? No.
Self-affirmation post, nothing to see here.
Heard only of few CPMs for DevOps located in Poland. Is something more in rumors?
Oh wow I totally believe you because you say “heard it here first” if you had any real info you would share it.
How is the Intel Developer Cloud team affected ? Is it part of layoffs as well?