Has anyone received the Retirement Email yet?
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Yes got mine.
Got mine seeya
There's a meeting to prepare for a meeting to prepare for a meeting where they are discussing PowerPoint v.1 of what will eventually be the email. Needs ELT approval and they are all out in Paris watching the Olympics. Once they return, Legal will need to approve the message, which will go back to another meeting to prepare for a meeting etc etc. In 2 months Intel will have 140k employees.
God will send out one very soon I guess. Pat is hiding somewhere in social media to bullsh-t again.
Let's look at the elite pricks character traits behind this and it explains everything. It will come out at the end of the day. They don't want to face the emotions of the hard working people and families they have ruined all day long. that would be awkward for them.
Shhh, pastor pat is conversing with GOD through the burning stock price. When he divines an appropriate email formulation he will bless you all with his word.
Till then have faith, my son. God works in mysterious ways. Intel works in stupid ways.
Product delay. Don't worry, it will still come out broken and late.