Yo, Donahoe in charge, Nike's CEO,
Five years in the game, got nothin' to show.
Stock fell 20 percent, history’s greatest decline,
Q4 earnings call, disaster on the line.
Innovation, innovation, that’s all you ever say,
But where’s the master plan? It’s like a needle in the hay.
Tech bro, consultant, sneakers you don’t know,
Two org changes, thousands laid off, leadership’s low.
Donahoe, Donahoe, where’d you go wrong?
Your reign at Nike, man, it’s been too long.
Virtue signals flashin', merit thrown away,
Leadership diluted, now we gotta pay.
You’re firin' white men, promotin’ unqualified,
Claimin’ it’s diversity, but we know you lied.
Decimated hiring, what happened to the best?
Now we’re lookin’ at the board, feelin’ unimpressed.
Braggin’ ‘bout layoffs, thinkin’ it’s a win,
Leadership lessons, man, it’s wearin' thin.
Execs around you, sweat drippin’ from their brows,
Negative media’s hittin’, they’re all freakin’ out now.
Donahoe, Donahoe, where’d you go wrong?
Your reign at Nike, man, it’s been too long.
Virtue signals flashin', merit thrown away,
Leadership diluted, now we gotta pay.
Sneaker culture's dyin', under your command,
Real athletes laughin', fans don’t understand.
Tech talk’s cheap, where’s the real innovation?
Nike’s lost its soul, under your administration.
Donahoe, Donahoe, where’d you go wrong?
Your reign at Nike, man, it’s been too long.
Virtue signals flashin', merit thrown away,
Leadership diluted, now we gotta pay.
So here's a lesson, hope you take it to heart,
Nike needs a leader, not playin' a part.
Focus on the product, and get back to the roots,
Before you bury Nike, under business suits.