Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Intel has reached the bridge of death

What is your name?
I am Pat, CEO of the Intellians
What is your quest?
To turn Intel around
Will you succeed before running out of cash?
I don’t knooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

Some feel the third question should have gone like this:
What is the ground speed of an Ohio superload?
High NA superload or regular superload?
I don’t knoooooowwwww
How did you get so wise in the ways of superloads m’liege?
When you are CEO it is your business to know such things

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Pat on the recent quarterly losses: it’s just a flesh wound. Intel’s not dead yet. We feel fine

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TheLayoff regulars to Intel Employees: run away run away!

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We should tell Pat we already have a turnaround and it’s verrrrrry nice

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ISP targets: can’t you see the violence inherent to the system?

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