Suggestions for a new name, winner will receive an extra week of CP assignment/pay. Stankey is running out of ideas, please submit your ideas.
Already been used;
- Layoff
- Streamlining
- Right Sizing
- Force reductions
- Relocation
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Walking the Stank plank
AARP Retirements
Management promotion
Remove the deadwood
Death Star spacewalk
Stankified
Quit
Contract is expired, Stankey saw to that, interesting how strikes started on his watch. 🤔
Offboarding
Became redundant
Talent transition
Be successful elsewhere
“ Surplus is disqualified, it’s been used too many times.”
New rules, shocking. I am sticking with it since that is in the contract.
Flattening
Surplus is disqualified, it’s been used too many times.
“Surplus”. Preferably quarterly for the next three years to catch back up after grand bargaining.
Non sycophants
Unnecessary