For those who took VSP. And ERP. And also ISP. And also current employees. Well...for any human reader, really. This one’s for you.
Suppose a new cross-BU group was created at Intel for 2025 with the following membership, listed below. What name would you give this new group?
A Chief People Officer working remotely from New Jersey, an LTD leader wearing early aughts mom jeans picked out by his wife, an electrical engineer from Knocknakilla equipped with in-situ nutritional stores for the winter, a homeless shortie from downtown Portland wearing shirts with extra ventilation, one social “scientist” from Canberra, a kangaroo from Queensland with two of its joeys, sixty-five thousand Dravidian Directors of Engineering, a low IQ sales lady, also with in-situ stores for the winter, eighteen McDonald’s Quarter Pounders with E. coli, a handsome but crooked accountant, seven mountain goats from Switzerland, a DEI lawyer from The Mistake on the Lake, sixteen Peruvian alpacas, and one Stay-In-Your-Lane Fritz?