Thread regarding Crown Castle International Corp. layoffs

Allegory that sums up Crown Castle

So a competitor company and Crown Castle decided to have a canoe river race. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day, the competitor company won by a mile. Crown Castle, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the competitor company had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the Crown Castle team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. So, Crown Castle management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.
They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent another loss to the competitor, the rowing team’s management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the"Rowing Team Quality First Program“, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices, and bonuses.

The next year the competitor won by two miles. Humiliated, the Crown Castle management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments in new equipment. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year’s racing team was outsourced to India.

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Where is your citation? You ripped this off of Elon.

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Post ID: @3ylz+1vnesWRr

Love this! Perfection!!

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Post ID: @1nbs+1vnesWRr

That’s one of the lengthiest ‘new threads’ posted on here, yet the most informative. I’m not surprised I read the whole thing because it was so detailed, you kinda rushed it a bit at the end but it’s ok…sad thing is, You must have left us 5 years ago…but everything u stated is still true today. ;(

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Post ID: @mji+1vnesWRr

You win the Internet today........maybe for the entire Year!

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Post ID: @lqx+1vnesWRr

Elon just said this on Rogan about American vs Japanese car companies. But good job I guess?

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Post ID: @xev+1vnesWRr

The scenario used to illustrate Crown’s incompetence and its repeated waste of investors' capital is brilliantly crafted. You've captured every aspect perfectly. Truly impressive!

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Post ID: @bvx+1vnesWRr

Amazing!

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Post ID: @ojq+1vnesWRr

Nailed it!

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