I’m so tired of layoffs acting like villains from psychological thrillers - always keeping you on edge, stressing you out, and then just when you think they’re gone for good, they jump back out of nowhere. Can my life switch genres to a comedy for a while? My mental health would throw a party.
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THIS IS 100% A YOU PROBLEM!
You made it, you feed it, you perpetuate it.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
"How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
Seems like you're making it a thriller yourself. Everything is chill for almost a year now..
what layoffs?