Anonymous74796: "You could USE a good kiss!" - HanSolo
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...who just crashed his plane yesterday.
Too soon?
I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon.
ha ha ha, you going to fly in at the last minute and blow Darth's TIE Fighter out of the picture, Han? Please save the day!!!
TheWampa and Han Solo (Rebel Alliance): Are you some of the fashionistas with 8" spike heels that I read about earlier today?
Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Anonymous74780. I expect to be paid well. I'm in it for the money.
Possible Responses: "Turn the ship around." "Yeah, that's what I thought, mynocks." "Now don't get jittery, there are a lot of command ships."
Bad feeling about what? Just don't post a dramatic headline and leave.