BREAKING NEWS OIL HITS $100 in October 2015
VPs conference call to Bernard on the upturn news.
But Bernard we cant start working again there's no Red hats left!!! We laid them all off remember! We still have a couple of plants open Bernard unfortunately their all orange hats with no real Oil industry experience but they have done a real good job painting the floors.
Bernard to VPs-Well get them to paint their hats Red and lets get them on the rigs! Just cancel the Radar cards and stick the retarded ones on JDE maybe they can get the $5 software working again! If their all retarded get some to wear dark glasses we don't want our customers seeing the whites of their eyes..
VPs to Bernard- Wooopeee This mean we get to F%&K the company up all over again! We love you Bernard