Darth Brunson is personally flying to SLC to take control of the situation. He is bringing his mentee, Darth Opp, to wrestle control back from the rebellion (the little guys like you and me). Possible proposals include: using the "day destroyer" to enforce all employees to work on Friday, using the "tie-and-suit-fighter" to enforce a new standard for office attire, hiring bounty hunter "Boba Barf" to further degrade the taste and quality of cafeteria food. Is your light saber ready?
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Whether this is true or not, the people that hang on hoping to return to normalcy will eventually lose faith and find work elsewhere, it is a pretty pathetic situation. Management thinks everything is cool because people smile at them, no realizing it is because they control the cubical guys fate. It is really starting to feel like a ship adrift with no direction. They can blame it on whatever they want. Unless these goobers quit trying to treat the fever and address the disease, they are going to lose.
Is it Darth Brunson or Charles Brunson like in Death Wish? PS I am no relation to Lando Kalrissian. PPS Harris wouldn't touch the place with a ten foot pole.
Nothing will happen. They will just keep on keepin on. With their orifices full of whomevers whatevers.
This is the hail marry before the axe falls, it's their mess and they get to clean it up. Hope we get sold to Harris. The problem is our data links are no longer wanted, needed, or required . A dead boat full of hat air and startch.