Thread regarding Chevron Corp. layoffs

GOMBU looked like seen from Matrix today.

Overweight law enforcement officers in suits with shoulder-holstered handguns, wearing kevlar under dress shirts and sporting black ear fobs in Covington office today. Mean-looks ostentaciously posted around cordoned off HR space on 1st floor. Serious pros wear skin-color fobs, sunglasses and dont turn their heads at passing female highbeams and tail. There were guys posted in unmarked vehicles in the parking lots and surrounding properties too. These guys were obviosly cops ostentatiously posted and trying to look tough more than assessing potential threats or behavioral tell-tales. Potential threats at a layoff??? Really??? How many dozen doughnuts did this cost? The HR-amatuer hour continues. Expect to see a paper or two presented at next year's SHRM on how not conduct a reorg and downsizing.

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How very professional. This is all laughable, man.

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Post ID: @5Q0+CXcrxEB

I picked them out like sore thumbs and didn't see any overweight (all but one were super malnourished though). Ancient Chinese proverb: "only a dim-whitted man becomes a police officer".

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Post ID: @CiG+CXcrxEB

If someone caused an altercation, it would affect the 0 incidents per year KPI.

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Post ID: @BAt+CXcrxEB

Low cost mall cops.

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Post ID: @vDA+CXcrxEB

They did the same in Pittsburgh. They had 2 dozen E class Benz sedans. Snipers on the roof! I posted this a month ago and everyone said your lying. They hired rent a cops (Young black guys) to escort people to the rooms. They made 12 bucks an hour and thought it was a joke. While the Kevlar vest jackholes walked around being tough guys! They said it was for protection of existing employees. I said "Well what about tomorrow. If I got canned today I would just come back tomorrow or in 3 weeks. I won't be shooting people today."

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Post ID: @cd6+CXcrxEB

Female high beams and tail... Lol !!!

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