I was watching "Wheel" yes I have that kind of time. But there was an episode from 2014 that had a girl bragging that she was a 'teacher' at Heald in Hawaii.... First 'a teacher?' Second, she is probably wishing she went to the 'bonus round' it's expensive to live on the 'Big I'
This explains why my student emails would start with "Hey teacher" before they told me the story of why they missed class for a month. Even if a student got through all the classes with generous grading who would hire the grads.