It is nice to wake up late. Sitting here with a cup of coffee, in my boxer shorts, and watching French porn. Life is great. Where are my damn cigarettes?
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Awesome... I’d rather have tulips on my organ than roses on my piano.
Since you have so much free time now can you do us a favor and run a search for @chevron.com addresses in the leaked Ashley Madison files?
Who watches French porn? Seriously no one smokes and bs they don't even sell boxers anymore. It's all boxerbriefs. Coffee, isn't that stuff bad for you. Clearly you are full of it.
Decadence and oblivion..
Almost there ... Now get a glass of cognac to back up the coffee to ease into the morning and prep for the lunch martinis in an hour or so!
You should be ashamed of yourself!
Good for you!
Great...if you get a woody, don't think about the women of HR...that would make it shrivel and hide.