Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

"Vest it All,Vest it All" (Parody of Taylor Swift: Shake it off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM) Happy Monday...

I never stay too late….

Got nothing in my brain….

That’s what Corporate R& D say….

That’s what we do all day….

I miss too many project dates….

But they don’t make sense anyway…

At least that’s what my VPs say…

At least that’s what my VPs say…

But I keep cruising….

Can’t stop, won’t stop vesting…

It’s like I got this music…

In my mind, saying it’s gonna be alright…

Cause I’m an old timer, I’m gonna play, play, play….

While the young QCT guy’s gonna hate, hate, hate….

Baby I’m just gonna vest, vest, vest…..

Vest it all…..Vest it all…..

Jana’s gonna want to break, break, break….

And it’s gonna be QCT’s last day, day ,day…

But I’m just gonna vest,vest,vest….

Vest it all, vest it all…

I never miss a meeting…

And that's what they don't see…

That's what they don't see…

I'm lying through my teeth….

I make up shit as I go….

And that's what they don't know…

That's what they don't know…

That's what they don't know…

But I keep cruising….

Can't stop, won't stop brown nosing…

It's like I got this music….

In my mind, saying it's gonna be alright….

Cause I’m an old timer, I’m gonna play, play, play….

While the young QCT guy’s gonna hate, hate, hate….

Baby I’m just gonna vest, vest, vest…..

Vest it all…..Vest it all…..

Jana’s gonna want to break, break, break….

And it’s gonna be QCT’s last day, day ,day…

But I’m just gonna vest,vest,vest….

Vest it all, vest it all…

Vest it all, vest it all…

Vest it all, vest it all…

Hey, hey, hey…

Just think while you been getting down and out about all the PM liars…

And the dirty dirty HR bullshit of the world….

You could have been getting down to this sick beat…

My ex lead brought his new PM….

He’s like oh my god…

But I'm just gonna fake it….

And to the PM over there with the hell project there….

Won't you come on over PM we could fake, fake,fake…

Cause I’m an old timer, I’m gonna play, play, play….

While the young QCT guy’s gonna hate, hate, hate….

Baby I’m just gonna vest, vest, vest…..

Vest it all, Vest it all…..

Jana’s gonna want to break, break, break….

And it’s gonna be QCT’s last day, day ,day…

But I’m just gonna vest,vest,vest….

Vest it all, vest it all…

Vest it all….Vest it all….Vest it all….Vest it all….Vest it all….Vest it all….

Vest it all….Vest it all….

Vest it all….Vest it all….

Vest it all….Vest it all….

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Wow...this is some great stuff. Very creative!! I'm a die-hard T. Swift fan, and would love if you could do the Q adaptation for Wildest Dreams next. Thanks!

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